Reading Craigslist's Missed Connections is like watching a sitcom you know is bad for you. Except the writing is bad, and the humor unintentional. Some of these titles link to greater stories, some don't. Proceed with caution and enjoy.

1. Cute WCPD officer (pink cuffs)
2. your cockatiel's name is Alfalfa
3. As I was slurping my Dunkin’ donuts Cappucino Blast this past Sunday...
4. tall guy at therapy
5. NYSC Hot hairy chest
6. Craigslist Crackhead Heather who worked at the Temple on Fri & Sat
7. you punched me in the head
8. wichcraft hottie
9. Mr. Masturbator...
10.Did you see the black guy scream at the european guy?